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The Best
Of Craigslist

Some of the best post from the unsung hero of our society: Craigslist

Social Media (Brooklyn)

I’m not blocking family on my page. I’m a grown man!
Yes aunty, I suck toes and eat coochy from the back 🤷🏾‍♂️🤤
https://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mis/d/brooklyn-social-media/7737968833.html

Politico girl (Upper West Side)

Enough is enough. Just write me please-I know you miss me.
https://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mis/d/new-york-politico-girl/7739474135.html

Very happy bar (Bushwick)

Could tell by the way you wete looking at me that you wanted me but i was too shy to ask you in front your 3 friends for your number

Plus if the girl you were talking to was your girlfriend i didnt want to be rude.

But if you are single please hmu you looked too cute with your braces. I dont think you realize the things i woulda did to yoir spanish ass.. i woulda ate your ass and everything and been more than happy to be your human toliet.

If you do see this tell me what i was sitting on. Its impossoble to forget. I really do hope i see you again.
https://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/mis/d/brooklyn-very-happy-bar/7740726501.html

You sat next to me one the uptown 1 (Harlem / Morningside)

I was on the uptown one train a few nights ago around 9? Pm. You got on and sat next to me, you were reading something that looked like a script or a play. It had an orange cover. I thought you were cute but I didn’t know how to start conversation. When I got off, I looked back at you, and you were looking at me too. I think you were wearing a nycha hat….it was blue with yellow letters. Anyway, I should’ve said something!
https://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mis/d/new-york-you-sat-next-to-me-one-the/7738944928.html

the one that got away? (New York)

We met on okcupid in like 2018. We had our first date at fat cat (now it’s called cellar dog). We went to the diner and sat on the steps and kissed. Our physical connection was beyond electric. So passionate yet beautiful and pure. You came over when you missed your last train. I remember every night we spent together so vividly. I didn’t treat you very well like I should’ve and for that I’m so deeply sorry. I still think about you all the time. I’m pretty sure you’re married now. I wish I could do it all over again and be the person that you deserve. But since I know I can’t, I hope you’re happy, successful, and life is everything you hoped it would be and more. I hope one day we run into each other and I can see you one more time, even if it was for 5 minutes.
https://newyork.craigslist.org/que/mis/d/new-york-the-one-that-got-away/7742075022.html

re:spect(acle) is for lovers

intimacy is developed in conflict. relationships do not thrive on a lack of conflict: they thrive on people accepting each other's realities, validating them, and compromising to demonstrate respect and care. conflict is THE key to relating. what makes you think your person doesn't want you to show them respect by offering your truth? love is accepting someone's reality, holding space for their reactions, and offering care and support through the pain of living. tell your person how you feel. tell them you are afraid. ask for what you want. or, you will never receive it. good luck.
https://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/mis/d/brooklyn-respectacle-is-for-lovers/7741733853.html

My friend with
s ensitive n ipples (parkchester)

It's been quite a few years but if you're out there please reach out.

https://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/mis/d/bronx-my-friend-with-ensitive-ipples/7741471944.html

Moon and stars, Forward and backward dance (Midtown East)

I have loved , I have lost, I am taking my time to feel the true pain of my loss. I have acknowledged my wrongs and my rights along with my future wants and needs. All so clear in my head. Hopeful of my future. A moment of the past crosses my mind as I gaze in the direction we once stood together. There is the glorious moon, sparkling with the stars. I have only seen it this way with you.

Regards,

Hormiguita

https://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mis/d/new-york-moon-and-stars-forward-and/7739108089.html

Rites of Spring

And then spring sprung again and
flung it’s cobalt blue indigo
dreams

in between the sunshine like a
chelated mineral on the
slip

of a dime and time was
like a flash bulb fever
play

as the emotions
washed
over
us

https://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mis/d/new-york-rites-of-spring/7735400375.html

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